unthinkable monotany

My coworker Joshh received another one of our boss’s ridiculous letters today. He was informed that he will be serving one day suspension. This is alright with him as he wanted to go to four days a week anyway and she was refusing. The logic confuses me. Keep in mind the context. Joshh gets this letter while another coworker is free to smoke crack in the office bathroom. It hurts my head.

The letter reads as follows. Reprinted verbatim including all grammatical and spelling mistakes

Re: Computer

Dear Josh
You have been notified about personal usage on the Company Computer. Today I have seen the numerous pictures of your tattoo’s, as well as your vacation trip, & now it has kittens

You have disregarded the verbal & written notices you have received.

You are hereby suspended for 1 day without pay, date to be announced.

Futher continuance of this could lead to further disciplinary actions which could include Suspension and/or Termination.

Sincerly,
Victoria Taylor, GM

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